jonophobias:

imagine rain but like shower temperature 

Oct 19 0:36 with 36 848 notes

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

Oct 19 0:10 with 140 077 notes

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

Oct 19 0:05 with 129 546 notes

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

Oct 19 0:04 with 248 919 notes
  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

  • Oct 19 0:03 with 634 257 notes

    Oct 18 23:58 with 470 802 notes
  • boy: what that mouth do
  • me: talk shit

  • Oct 18 23:56 with 34 131 notes

    teacrafted:

    "You can’t eat all that!"

    fuckin watch me.

    Oct 18 23:56 with 472 059 notes
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