bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source : ouijasquiji)

Sep 30 16:44 with 961 544 notes

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

Sep 27 18:59 with 64 346 notes

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source : samuel-matthew-halliday)

Sep 27 10:55 with 539 636 notes

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source : vaginaed)

Sep 27 10:53 with 386 702 notes

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

Sep 27 10:51 with 486 355 notes

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source : ratche-t)

Sep 27 10:47 with 1 990 739 notes

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

Sep 27 10:47 with 373 931 notes

metaknighty:

your honor, in my defense i was just staying true to myself, and isnt that what really matters?

(Source : rhinse)

Sep 27 10:44 with 27 190 notes
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